Show HN: Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait

(dosaygo-studio.github.io)

160 points | by keepamovin 4 hours ago

33 comments

  • mbsa7 3 hours ago
    My favorite so far is “Delty (YC X25) Is Hiring and You Probably Aren't Qualified”.
  • hackerbeat 25 minutes ago
    These are things that bring a lot of joy, just like the funny quotes on https://wordgag.com/
  • Tepix 3 hours ago
    Hey, wait a minute. I think we got something here! What we need is the reverse, i.e. a LLM that recognizes clickbait and "tames" it (ideally by providing the information in the headline, like Techmeme does [kudos to them]).
    • prox 2 hours ago
      https://www.bullshitremover.com/

      I have a lot of fun with this.

      • gpderetta 2 hours ago
        it is not very good at removing nonsense from OP's page :(.
    • 2026iknewit 2 hours ago
      I had another idea about the same topic a few weeks ago: Creating a news side which uses the clickbait strategy to only share positive news or mentaly opening up news:

      “They Said Immigration Was a Crisis — Then THIS Happened to Jobs, Growth, and Local Communities”

      “Everyone Expected Chaos… Instead This City Welcomed Newcomers and Its Economy EXPLODED”

      “Doctors, Teachers, Builders: The ‘Immigration Problem’ Quietly Fixed a Problem No One Talks About”

      “This ‘Risky’ Policy Was Supposed to Fail — Now Other Countries Are Rushing to Copy It”

      “From ‘Unmanageable’ to Unstoppable: How One Tough Challenge Became a Surprising Success Story”

    • password4321 2 hours ago
      This is a great idea: applying LLMs for the benefit of those I care about against the armies of tech company PhD's working to capture their attention.

      Actually worth a shot, thanks!

    • poulpy123 2 hours ago
      There is a browser extension that does it for YouTube (but crowdsourced)
  • bryanhogan 3 hours ago
    This is amazing

    Edit: Just found out HN deletes emojis!

    ---

    On a more serious note, it's a bit sad how close this is to actual algorithm-driven social media or news-based platforms.

    • dkdcio 2 hours ago
      > algorithm-driven

      hackernews is algorithm-driven too; the difference is incentives (namely paid ads)

      • bryanhogan 38 minutes ago
        Yes, that's true, thanks for highlighting.

        Should instead say personalised algorithms and targeted ads.

        • dkdcio 31 minutes ago
          np, it is a hobby horse of mine to point this out in case people are reading and haven’t thought about the difference in some of these algorithms and others
    • 20after4 2 hours ago
      It's kind of sad how close this is to actual hacker news headlines.
      • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago
        Actual HN headlines should be the actual headlines of the linked articles, what actual examples are you thinking of though?
        • IAmBroom 2 hours ago
          Perhaps the ones that are clickbait in the original?
  • nottorp 3 hours ago
    Click to find out how much my blood pressure went up when reading this!
    • gpderetta 3 hours ago
      I feel tired just for looking at that page.
      • nottorp 2 hours ago
        Oh no it was funny once. Wouldn't look at it daily though.
  • eatbitseveryday 2 hours ago
    Perhaps we need one that does the opposite, for the real site
  • keepamovin 3 hours ago
    I felt the front page was too calm. I fixed it. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 4.

    Prompt: Remember this classic? <snip ... Hacker News 10 Years in Future > OK, i have a new idea. want to try? "Offtopic but this title makes me want to create an alternate-universe version of the HN front page where every title is shrill/spectacular/hysterical/urgent/clickbaity. Such as: The Absolute State of the Kernel Rust Experiment Right Now And every comment has its confidence/aggressiveness taken up to 11 (tho still within site rules)." And the HN front page right now is: <snip>

    • CamelCaseName 3 hours ago
      I love it, this is great. Thanks for posting!
  • netsharc 3 hours ago
    Breaking: Huffington Post buys Hacker News.

    At least the HuffPo of the last decade was like this. They haven't been relevant for many years it seems.

    As to its founder: http://www.thestacksreader.com/the-many-faces-of-arianna/

  • noosphr 2 hours ago
    This feels like a 6/10 on the scale of hysterical clickbait headlines I see on YouTube.
    • keepamovin 2 hours ago
      Please help us improve it.
    • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago
      ...GONE SEXUAL!

      But more seriously, get off youtube or curate your stream if this is a common thing. I thankfully don't get it much myself.

  • debo_ 3 hours ago
    > MATHEMATICS IS BROKEN (Until Now): Go From Zero to QED or Go Home

    If my mathematics degree had been framed this way, I probably would have enjoyed it more.

    • debo_ 2 hours ago
      WORK FOR GODS
  • adlpz 3 hours ago
    I felt literal pain. Not kidding.

    There's something to investigate here.

    Made me notice I'm actually exposed to very similar crap on other places. Scary.

    • alphadelphi 2 hours ago
      yes, the good news is that once recognized the pattern we can work in the opposite direction
  • Oras 2 hours ago
    Could be renamed HNX as these are the posts I see trending on X (twitter)
  • gnabgib 1 hour ago
    This is very close to your submission last week (3345 points, 977 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632
  • wkjagt 2 hours ago
    I don't always like HN titles but this made me realize it can be a whole lot worse. Thanks for this.
  • frereubu 2 hours ago
    I love this, thank you for a good belly laugh.
  • NitpickLawyer 3 hours ago
    So you've recreated /r/technology ? :)
    • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago
      MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY CREATES INFINITE ENERGY AND CURES CANCER at least 10x a day.
      • user_7832 2 hours ago
        * Disclaimer: in mice, of course.

        What's actually mind-blowing is how mice aren't already living till an age of 100. I mean, they've literally cured cancer, what's your excuse now, huh?

        • IAmBroom 2 hours ago
          No dementia, no osteoporosis, more muscled. Every single white mouse in the world should be Mighty Mouse.
  • felineflock 2 hours ago
    Reads very much like the Drudge Report, just needs the same diagramming style.
  • integralid 2 hours ago
    Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait: https://news.ycombinator.com/
  • marstall 3 hours ago
    some of these are better headlines tho
  • DivingForGold 2 hours ago
    Well, in reality, the amount of abusive publishers submitting articles with PAYWALLS is getting absurd on HN.

    HN ought to indicate these titles in ALL RED.

    WSJ, FT, BLM, too many to count.

    • IAmBroom 1 hour ago
      Thank god for archiv replies.
  • wattzee 1 hour ago
    This is great.
  • qiine 3 hours ago
    wait "19th Century Telegraph Chess" ??
  • classified 2 hours ago
    Some of the headlines are pure gold. Is this page live-updated? I can feel an addiction sneaking up on me…

    Some platforms might buy this as an engagement booster.

  • andrewstuart 2 hours ago
    I like it.

    It’s better.

  • Hamuko 2 hours ago
    10/10, no notes.
  • touwer 2 hours ago
    Love it!
  • wkjagt 2 hours ago
    Right now on page 2 of actual HN: "how to hack discord, vercel and more with one easy trick". For a moment I thought I was still on clickbait HN.
  • fifticon 2 hours ago
    you created .. The Registry?!
  • krapp 3 hours ago
    The icon for this needs to be the meme of Elmo in front of fire.
  • bentobean 2 hours ago
    Now all we need is a thumbnail next to each headline showing the author making some stupid face.
    • Cthulhu_ 2 hours ago
      Gotta have the digital laugh track analogue to show people how to react.

      (I'm not kidding, a ton of people will watch e.g. movie trailers or live streamed events through one of many reaction streamers so they get prompted on how to feel. I hated laugh tracks back then, I hate reaction streamers now, let me have my own feelings!)

  • rudolftheone 2 hours ago
    Absolutely disgusting! Love it!
  • latentsea 2 hours ago
    Thanks. I hate it.
  • ctrlmeta 3 hours ago
    Totally unreadable with the all caps. I guess that's the point.

    This kind of thing is fun once. And it was fun when the AI-generated fake HN was posted last week.

    But there's no need to upvote this kind of stuff to front page every week. The novelty wears off. It gets boring and silly pretty quickly.

    • orphea 2 hours ago
      It's boring and silly for you. There are always lucky 10,000.
      • ctrlmeta 2 hours ago
        Of course it is boring and silly for me. That's why I commented. The downvotes show the community agrees with you and disagrees with me. That's fine. I'm here to speak my opinion. I'm not here to speak your opinion.

        I know about lucky 10000. It's the XKCD joke that is increasingly being used as an excuse to support every low-effort banal post. It's like modus operandus now. Party A makes a low-effort banal post. Party B questions why a banal post deserves to be on the front page. Party C says 'lucky 10000'.

        There may be lucky 10000 but it's boring and silly for me. Good for the lucky 10000, but it's distracting to me when this kind of AI spam hits the front page every week. Show HN posts already gets special appearance at /show which I think is enough for this kind of stuff.

        • IAmBroom 1 hour ago
          You are a bit hyperbolic. You can't read all-caps HAHAHA YOU ARE A POOPY HEAD and having posts you don't like on a weekly basis is irritating to you.

          How perfectly accommodating does life have to be to not annoy you?

          • ctrlmeta 1 hour ago
            > How perfectly accommodating does life have to be to not annoy you?

            I don't need to tell you the answer. You're not my mom nor my therapist.

            Just as you are bothered by my comment enough to leave this comment, I'm bothered by banal low-effort AI-generated spam enough that I left my comment.

    • 2026iknewit 2 hours ago
      Yes but this is a different experiment
      • ctrlmeta 2 hours ago
        It is and I said as much. I'm sure these experiments are fun for the creator. From the downvotes I'm getting, I'm sure it's fun for the community too. It was fun for me too the first time. It's not fun if this type of experiments are on the front page every week. There's already a good home for these posts at /show. Pages can reach /show without reaching front page. This could have been one of them. But anyway others here disagree with me. So I'll go take a break now.